“Twitter’s a lot like methamphetamine, really. The people that do it get it. The people that don’t do it don’t get it. And doing too much too often will leave you divorced, unemployed, toothless, hairless, and looking 20 years older than your chronological age.”

Anonymous

All opinions expressed here are those of the author, Chris Bowler. Cupertino Kool-Aid may have had some affect. More laughs and giggles to be found here.

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