• Me: Sir, could you please edit my potential tweet: "We never want to turn down advertisers, but product relevancy is a standard we strive to uphold."
  • Michael: Tweeted. ;)
  • Me: I can't believe you just stole my tweet …
  • Michael: This is too good an opportunity to miss.

All opinions expressed here are those of the author, Chris Bowler. Cupertino Kool-Aid may have had some affect. More laughs and giggles to be found here.

If you like what you've read, some of the my favorite posts are compiled here.